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This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

lolliputian:

numlits:

snug-ler:

#AM I MISSING SOMETHING? WHY IS THERE JUST A RANDOM FUCKIN BATMAN IN THE CORNER

Because.

That’s Naan bread…

So it’s…

NaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaanNaan BATMAN!

I laughed for straight 7 minutes.

I timed it.

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mostofusneedtheeggs:

The fact that the entirety of Breaking Bad has taken place in the span of one year is just mind blowing.

Note Card Wisdom
youknowyourebritishwhen:

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